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Today is really the first time I get to look at the weather and laugh not-so-quietly to myself.

Why? The mercury is reading seventy degrees today here in north Texas. And in southwestern Minnesota? Oh, that would be ZERO. Yes, degrees.

This is the evil moment I have been patiently awaiting all winter. The moment everyone in my former place of residence are freezing their booties off while I go outside and think, "Oh, gee, it sure is super nice out today."

Muahahaha.

My fella recently told me I will miss the snow, miss the seasons. I replied by telling him I had almost twenty-nine years of it; there is a good chance I won't miss it for a long, long while.

Yep, not for a long, long while.

— E